Nothing feels as good as closing all the tabs and programs when you’re finally done with finals
ALSO, those who still have finals: GOOD LUCK! :)
Jafar on the Royal Clean-Up Crew, early ‘90s
target is getting so chill
A new company called And Vinyly allows you to press your ashes after you die into a vinyl record.
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
It takes 21 days to form a habit?
I’ve been going to school for 2,500 days and I still give up every morning
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.